• wtnv fandom: CECIL WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
  • wtnv fandom: INTRO'S EMPTY
  • wtnv fandom: NO WEATHER
  • wtnv fandom: PROVERB GONE
  • wtnv fandom: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HURT
  • wtnv fandom: YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN
  • wtnv fandom: of course, I don't blame you, Steve dear

tandemfatum:

I said I was going to work on my essay today but I couldn’t focus because I needed to get Steve Carlsberg feels out of my system

Now it’s 9 o’clock and I don’t have an essay so I’m going to go walk to Burger King write that essay

grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

thecutestofthecute:

Hamster make breakfast

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Hamster drive car

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Hamster make tea with frend

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Hamster plan dinner party

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Hamster have Birfday

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Hamster love life

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Hamster happy to be live

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Hamster love you

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penis-hilton:

versaceslut:

versaceslut:

letting everyone in my class know I’m a bottom


did my teacher just shade gaga?

you need to drag your teacher penis-hilton:

versaceslut:

versaceslut:

letting everyone in my class know I’m a bottom


did my teacher just shade gaga?

you need to drag your teacher

penis-hilton:

versaceslut:

versaceslut:

letting everyone in my class know I’m a bottom

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did my teacher just shade gaga?

you need to drag your teacher

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

(Source: warbyparker)

morphinetoasts:

Kieren’s passive aggressive inner life amuses me far too much.

guestuser341:

fight the system

guestuser341:

fight the system

presidentgay:

"what’s the most difficult thing about playing a gay character"

what are they expecting the actor to say?????? i’T S SO HARd it hurts my bIG HETerOSEXUal EGO i have to think about sTRAIGHT thoughts for days after just to get the gaY OUT of mY little HETERO head 

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

"She was beautiful, elegant. Like a tall clear glass filled with raw pasta."

If White Characters Were Described Like People of Colour in Literature @ Buzzfeed

Worth reading for #16 alone.

(via thefacci)

Oh, the hurt fee-fees in the comments. “I don’t think mayo is comparable to cocoa but whatever…”

(via ttfkagb)

(Source: hermionejg)

Anonymous Asked
Questiondemisexual? really??? have u invented this shit? bullshit. Answer

felixdawkins:

youre a whole new level of fuck you