waakeme-up:

taco-bell-rey:

When you fart in class and it doesn’t make a sound

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

ellenlovesportia:

"I don’t know if you heard but Portia de Rossi is now on Scandal this season…Portia de Rossi…a good friend of mine…we are roommates."

  • cat: [makes a small friendly noise]
  • me: oh my god. ohhhh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. do it again. oh my god.

baseballandbeerisallineed:

Emma Watson Dancing with Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon you fucking lucky bastard you

hinsabbies:

"you’re only watching it because it’s gay"

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con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

  • police chief: you don't play by the rules, fizketti
  • police chief: your hardassed tactics not only lost us the suspect, but caused thousands in collateral damage and harmed dozens of civilians
  • police chief: turn in your badge and gun
  • police chief: we're gonna put you on paid leave
  • police chief: if i fire you, you'll manipulate the damn near invincible wall of police unions to get a board of your peers to put you back on the job under my own goddamn supervision or transferred to yet another precinct where you will pull the same goddamn shit
  • police chief: it is effectively impossible to remove you from the system and no matter what i do here, you essentially win and get paid for abusing your power
  • police chief: i hate you, i hate my job, i hate this country
gentlemanbones:

plasmalogical:

mysteryho:

it just gets worse


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gentlemanbones:

plasmalogical:

mysteryho:

it just gets worse

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(Source: horrornyancat)

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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frankendreamer:

GOTG AU where Carina, the Collector’s slave girl, wasn’t killed by the Infinity Gem and absorbed its power instead

frankendreamer:

GOTG AU where Carina, the Collector’s slave girl, wasn’t killed by the Infinity Gem and absorbed its power instead

trashybooksforladies:

Meanwhile, Larry actor Jason Biggs and George “Pornstache” Mendez actor Pablo Schrieber will not appear in Season 3.
 

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