i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
baymax is literally all of us in robot form
"Haha that Tumblr post said grades don’t define me so I’m gonna abandon my fantastic school marks and drop out" said literally no one ever
"Wow it’s nice to be reminded that even though school is hard for me, that doesn’t mean I’m worthless" said hundreds of thousands of bloggers with learning disabilities and mental and physical illnesses
My aunt picks up my phone, “I want to see what your background is.” My heart starts beating fast and I’m thinking “OMG PLEASE DON’T ASK WHY I HAVE A GIRL ON MY WALLPAPER.” She goes, “oh a guy from some band.”
Thank you, boyfriend Sara.
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying